Sarcasm, Non-sequitors, Quick wit, My own dingbattyness

First, a few random laugh triggers:

• Quip from my spouse in traffic, behind a slow moving vehicle:  ”Gee, it’s a shame that car didn’t come with an accelerator.”
• In the grocery, I knocked a box of macaroni off an overstocked shelf.  At the other end of the aisle was the guy stocking the shelves.  He glanced my way when the box hit the floor, and I said, “Just wait’ll I get to the sugar aisle!”
• The stewardess-in-training’s line from Catch Me If You Can: “We’ll be flying at an altitude of 300 feet & a speed of 5,000 mph.”
• Heywood Banks’ song Toast

And finally, this short made me LOL. Literally.

Because I can’t write about kitchens ALL the time.